| JOKE 1:
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were
waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. "Whats
with these guys", says the engineer "We must have been waiting
for over 25 minutes!!". "I don't know" answers the doctor,
"but I've never seen such ineptitude!!". "Hey, here comes
the greenskeeper. Lets have a word with him, and find out who these guys
are". says the priest, who then turns around and says "Hi
George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us, they are rather
slow, aren't they?" George: "Oh yes. Thats a group of blind
firefighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year.
So we let them play anytime free of charge!
.... Silence...
"That's so sad" says the
priest, "I'll say a special prayer for them tonight".
"Good idea", replies the doctor
"And I am going to contact my Opthalmologist buddy and ask him if
there's anything he can do for them."
"That's all well and good,"
says the engineer, "but why can't these guys just play at
night?"
Sent by: Hokley Dokley |
